A Dog's Life

"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's
how dogs spend their lives."
    --Sue Murphy

Ever wonder how dogs really spend their lives? They can't speak, they're colorblind, and they hear absolutely everything. They spend their time chasing their tails, searching for crumbs under the couch, and sleeping the 8 hours in a day that one is away at work. Yet it is always funny when people say that dogs are a "man's best friend." By a human's definition they're not really a friend. They don't talk back, don't borrow your clothes, and only sit there listening with wide eyes.... Actually I take that back, they sound like the best friend I ever had.